Andy Nelson

Ever present in the first season, Andy’s attendance has taken somewhat of a dip in recent years. Long trips to B&Q leading to marriage may have taken their toll, but his slow dancing techniques are still as strong as ever (2012 update: we assume this statement is still true, if only Andy could still get away with it).

Career Highlight	2006 brought rare batting success, with Andy looking like a No3 batsman for at least one game in his career. Never lost at Captains Presidents.
Career Lowlight	The batting average.
Most likely to be fined for	Where to start? Bringing a circular saw to a game. Sunglasses, on head, in bar. The Nelson collar.