Andy Nelson

 Ever present in the first season, Andy’s attendance has taken somewhat of a dip in recent years. Long trips to B&Q leading to marriage may have taken their toll, but his slow dancing techniques are still as strong as ever (2009 update: this statement is still true).

Career Highlight

2006 brought rare batting success, with Andy looking like a No3 batsman for at least one game in his career.

Career Lowlight

The batting average

Most likely to be fined for

Where to start? Bringing a circular saw to a game. Sunglasses, on head, in bar. The Nelson collar.