Dario Forte

The only Whaler to have a song named after him, Dario was a big hit on the dancefloors in Kenya. Even by Whalers’ standards, his hangovers are impressive (he was once found asleep in his car during a rain break).

Career Highlight	68 in the rain against Gentlemen’s Relish
Career Lowlight	Batting without a box against international opposition. For sale: one rowing machine (barely used)
Most likely to be fined for	Student. Beard. Etc