Dave Humphreys

Duckfreys Paddlepuss decided to avoid DIY fines by emigrating to California, where we are still waiting for a tour invite (2009 update: we’re still waiting). Last heard of trying to explain the difference between cricket and baseball to Americans.

Career Highlight

Discovery of hidden bowling talent

Career Lowlight

Subsequent loss of batting talent leading to new nickname

Most likely to be fined for

Use of the paddle