Pip English

Scored lots of runs in 2008 and actually spins the ball when bowling. A big hit with the ladies on the Harrogate tour (where he turned up at breakfast wearing assorted hen-party paraphernalia and a big grin).

Career Highlight

Leading run-scorer on Kenya tour, as well as entertaining us all with his musical talents.

Career Lowlight

Passing out repeatedly on Oxford tour, after getting out twice for one in the same game

Most likely to be fined for

Personalised number plates. Not being able to fit kitbags in his car.