Pip English

Newly-elected captain for 2012 (despite his performance after the gala dinner), Pip's Whalers career includes a century against Charing Cross Medics, collecting assorted hen-party paraphernalia on the Harrogate tour, and organising the perfect tour breakfast in Oxford.

Career Highlight

Leading run-scorer on Kenya tour, as well as entertaining us all with his musical talents.

Career Lowlight

Various other tours – passing out in the corridor in Oxford, the boat race in Amsterdam. Taxi experience after the gala dinner.

Most likely to be fined for

Personalised number plates. Not being able to fit kitbags in his car.