Whalers CC v Morden Corinthians CC – 14th June 2009

 

Whalers CC lost by 5 wickets

 

With the tennis at Wimbledon fast approaching it was Whalers who ventured deep into SW19 territory on a gloriously sunny afternoon although by the end of the day, several Whalers would be wishing they had been allowed to use tennis racquets out in the middle.

 

The match was well primed as just a few weeks before, Whalers had beaten Morden for the first time and as such wanted to show it was no fluke whereas Corinthians only had revenge in mind. The day started well with a minor victory in that Osgood won the toss and elected to bat. Openers Terrell & Dickenson strode out confidently into the middle although just a few balls later it was Stu who was returning to the hutch having played on to the fiery kiwi A.Allan without troubling the scorers. Duncs was next in and played some nice shots before departing for 9 to the same bowler – affectionately nicknamed “Mr Angry” by the capacity crowd.

 

At this point, the score was 10-2 and things were not looking good for Whalers. However, a superb 109-run partnership between Dickenson and Eberstein brought Whalers roaring back, Al notching a defiant fifty in the process against a good bowling attack. Rob supported his partner well and both batsmen continued to rotate the strike frustrating the opposition. When Al fell for 53, caught off the spinner Rafiq, Manzi was next to the crease for his season debut although before he had really settled, Rob was out stumped off the bowling of Rafiq for a well-made 40.

 

This brought specialist wicket-keeper batsman Toby out to the middle but with two new batsmen at the crease, Morden were looking to give the pair no time to settle and soon after Emmerson was out leg-before without scoring, Manzi followed suit going for a heave but mis-reading the “reverse bouncer” which pea-rolled into his stumps and thus departed for the third duck of the day. It was during this spell that Rafiq had taken 4 wickets for the addition of just 8 runs and the scoreboard now read 127-6 off 32 overs. Not only did the Whalers dressing room struggle to keep up with the flurry of wickets but so did the scoreboard operators who were not used to contending with the “digital-style” analogue scoreboard and the troublesome issues it could present.

 

Lucas, who had already notched a few singles and a 3, and Kamal were the seventh wicket partnership but by now, the middle-order collapse had heaped the pressure on trying to attain a decent total and both were to fall off the bowling of Patel for 7 and 6 respectively. Dan came in and scampered a few runs and there was time was a brief cameo from Whalers debutant Steve Newmark who (as he himself predicted) hit a glorious cover-drive before being resoundingly bowled, bringing back memories of Channa’s debut in Berkhamsted two seasons prior.

 

The last man to fall was Blane off the bowling of Angry and Whalers ended up 145 all out off 36.3 overs – a disappointing total considering we had been reasonably well placed at the innings mid-way point.

 

There was obviously a lot of work to do for Whalers after tea and they started off well as Ben Blane took the wicket of Morden’s opening batsman in the second over, the ball just grazing the off-stump and dislodging the bail. Not to be outdone at the other end, a visibly relieved Lucas took his first wicket of the season bowling Corinthians’ number three Edmed for 1. A brief partnership was to develop between Wadhwa and Rafiq before Wadhwa was bowled by Blane and the Whalers fielders ran in to congratulate in their now infamous huddle. This however was cut short when Wadhwa refused to walk, citing two of the crowd in his line of sight and thus the “wicket” was sportingly rendered a dead-ball. Obviously feeling guilty of pulling a bit of a fast-one, Wadhwa sportingly returned the favour and next ball, in trying to smash Blane back over his head, merely succeeded in skying the ball back in the direction of the bowler. Quickly getting out his trigonometry kit, Blane successfully calculated where the ball would fall in relation to the stumps, realised he would not impale himself and took the catch.

 

Blane was not finished there and soon afterwards was celebrating a “proper wicket” as O’Neil edged behind and Emmerson diving full stretch took the catch, much to the relief of Duncs whose shins were strategically positioned to take another battering on behalf of the Whale. Morden were now 30-4, Blane’s figures at 5-1-13-3 and Whalers were right in the game.

 

Sensing blood, Osgood threw the ball to Newmark (who at 7’2” is officially the tallest player to ever don the Whale) and is assumed to have given him instructions to intimidate the batsmen. Newmark did not disappoint with a few decent deliveries interspersed with the odd full-toss beamer – his radar alternating between first-slip, the batsman’s wicket and his head. Unfortunately though, the umpires did not approve of this tactic and continued to give a variety of wides, no-balls and byes. By this time though, Rafiq was well-set and Morden had upped the run rate considerably. In one final throw of the dice, Osgood turned to the Whalers’ specialist partnership-breaker Kamal but despite Special K maintaining his reputation and taking a wicket, Corinthians had wickets in hand and plenty of overs left. In the end, it was left to Rafiq, who finished on 62* and Lang (who had previously bowled very economically without a wicket) to knock off the remaining runs and Corinthians had finished on 149-5 off 26 overs winning the match by 5 wickets.

 

Summing up, there were positives on the batting front from Dickenson and Eberstein, good bowling from Blane and Lucas in particular and some good fielding but the Whalers innings total was not high enough to give the bowlers something to bowl at and so despite a lot of effort put in by all, it wasn’t enough for victory on this occasion.

 

The match ended with the habitual fines session, where numerous Whalers were dug out about their attire and antics and where the dulcet tones of four buxom South London women could be heard in the background putting the world to rights. One unfortunate Whaler drew the short straw when the local hound slobbered over his leg but luckily, the book had been closed and appeals for the Whaler in question to be named “Muppet of the Match” were not heeded.

 

 

Whalers:                               145 ao (36.3 overs)

Morden Corinthians:          149-5 (26.4 overs)

 

Man of the match:                              Ben Blane

Champagne moment:                       Toby’s catch off Ben’s bowling – the “proper” wicket

Muppet moment:                              Steve (for his Harmison-style first ball straight to first slip)