Whalers Tour of Bournemouth 19-21 June 2009

 

The 2009 Whalers tour led the club to the delights of Bournemouth and the surrounding areas. Following on from the previous year’s precedent set by the Oxford tour, the tour contained absolutely no fixtures whatsoever in the town after which the tour was named. Hosted by veteran Whaler Ian Gibbins the tour featured three matches for the first time with the inclusion of a Friday evening T20.

 

After a selection process lasting several months the squad was chosen according to those who had actually been bothered to pay for the hotel and was as follows:

Retained from last year’s Oxford tour: Dickenson, Osgood, English, Whistler and Hanmer. Osbourne (D) was welcomed back from overseas training. Clipsham joined his first domestic tour for some years and Kamal travelled as a Friday evening T20 specialist. Completing the party were tour virgins Manzi, Jarvis and Eberstein.

 

Finally for the Sunday game we were kindly leant a 13 year old Lymington colts player Kieran Moors. Shrewd analysts of Whalers tours may have already worked out who would be the only player to score a half century during the weekend, but more of that later.

 

Game 1 vs. Martinstown CC T20

 

After a lengthy afternoon drive the Whalers arrived in the depths of Dorset to find an enthusiastic (and organised) net practice going on at Martinstown in preparation for the evening fixture. Ben and Pete had prepared for the tour by having a big night out in the premier nightspots of Essex and given themselves a full day to make the drive down. Obviously they were the latest to arrive (a recurring theme for the weekend) and as the Whalers were asked to bowl Captain Osgood donned the keeper’s gloves for the first few overs.

 

Matt and Rob opened the bowling and Rob made an early breakthrough with Simon taking a catch to dismiss Lewis for 10. Thereafter the wheels rather came off for the Whalers as Nicholls (60) and Ross (29) put on runs at a decent pace, and we looked like a team that had not played a T20 fixture in years and had just fallen out of a car after a two and a half hour drive. Which was pretty much the case. Just as tempers in the field were rising the introduction of Simon to the attack proved important as he took two wickets in two balls (finishing with 2-33) and the new batsmen couldn’t quite keep the rate going at it’s previous levels. Dan picked up a wicket and a run out and Pip bowled the penultimate over conceding just two runs as Martinstown were pegged back but still finished on a very respectable 134-5 from their 20 overs.

 

In response the Whalers started briskly but lost Al for 6 and Ads for 17 to opening bowler Flello. Thereafter the middle order got very bogged down as Ben compiled a 6 ball 1, Kamal an 8 ball duck and Pete just 9 and we were 49-5 after 11 overs. At this point Rob provided some much need impetus to the innings hitting consecutive fours and then an enormous straight six before being caught for 15. At the other end Pip was doing well keeping the score ticking over and when Dan joined him both started swinging the willow effectively including two sixes from Dan and the game turned quickly with the Whalers suddenly looking like they would coast home. However Dan was determined to instil panic wherever possible and managed to run out Pip for 28 and then Si without facing a ball to leave the Whalers 9 down for 122 with 16 still required.

 

With Matt coming in at number 11 a succession of fraught singles nursed the Whalers closer with 6 required off the last over. With the Martinstown captain missing a clear run out chance in the final over the scores were tied after the penultimate ball and it was left to Matt to edge the ball backward of point (or delicately place the ball with a late cut according to who was telling the story) for four as the Whalers triumphed with a one wicket win, spared Dan’s (42*) blushes and left the opposition wondering how exactly we had managed to pull this one out of the bag.

 

MOM: Dan Osgood 42* and 1-14

Champagne moment: Rob’s straight 6

Muppet moment: Dan running out Si without facing a ball.

 

After the game the team were kindly invited to Mr and Mrs Whistler’s nearby residence where they laid on an excellent BBQ including some superb lamb and kept us all entertained and very well fed. Thereafter we headed to the excellent Hotel Royale in Bournemouth to meet tour organiser Gibbo and have a midnight pint or two. Some of the harder core members of the squad departed into Bournemouth to check out some of the local establishments in advance of Saturday night’s extravaganza. First recommended was the Walkabout as they didn’t seem to bother too much about who or what they let in. For those not familiar with the Bournemouth branch of this Aussie themed bar it was indeed a delight – the only time your shoes weren’t sticking to the floor was when you were standing in someone else’s piss in the toilets. Obviously we were undeterred and Ben, Pete and Adam later moved on elsewhere and continued long into the morning.

 

The next day dawned brightly and after a hearty breakfast for those that made it up before the midday meet time we headed down to the mini golf course just back from the front. A highly competitive game ensued with Pip eventually defeating Ads at the second play off hole. Confusion over the start time with our second game against Swanage Veterans had resulted in a 4pm start, which gave us time to watch the British and Irish Lions nearly come back from the dead against South Africa and get some nourishing pre-match fish and chips in.

 

Game 2 vs. Swanage Veterans CC T20

 

The Whalers again found themselves fielding first against Swanage. The ground had a very long boundary on one side and a very short one on the other. As is traditional when faced with such imbalances the opposition proved very adept at finding the short fence while it seemed a million miles away for the visiting Whalers.

 

The Whalers made some excellent early inroads with Clippy claiming one early wicket and Matt two (4-0-22-2) including a very sharp catch by Ads at short backward square leg, where he had just been placed. The immortal phrase ‘a proper cricket wicket’ was even mentioned. From 20-3 however Swanage proved to be very strong as the King family dominated the Whalers attack with several sixes and lost balls over the fence on the short boundary. During one extended and fruitless search for a ball this correspondent took time out to have a nap on the outfield and had to be awoken before play restarted. Rob chipped in with a couple of wickets later on (4-0-27-2), and Pip one but Swanage finished on a commanding 152-6 that included 24 extras – another disappointing effort in the field.

 

In response the Whalers got off to a tricky start as Al was run out for 4 trying to tempt Si into being run out without facing twice in two days, only for Si to depart for a duck a few balls later. Ads and Ben scratched around for 7 and 8 respectively, but the rate was again slovenly and when Pete was bowled for 10 the Whalers were 48-5 after 10 overs – a remarkably similar situation to the previous day’s events. Could we redeem ourselves again?

Duncs, who had travelled down that morning, sought to up the ante with a lively 26 and Pip again did well with a quick 17 and Whalers were back in the hunt (sorry) but both departed to the bowling of Hector and with Rob dismissed for three and Clippy 1, we were staring down the barrel at 106-9. Dan came in at number 11 to join Matt and amidst some frantic running kept the score moving, but boundaries proved hard to come by and 16 off the last over proved too much as Matt was run out for 26 and Whalers lost by 11 runs. The Whalers stopped for a social drink in the evening sunshine before heading back to the bright lights of Bournemouth.

 

MOM: Matt Lucas 2-22 and 26*

Champagne: Adam’s catch off Matt

Muppet: Dan

 

At this point the squad divided briefly with most going for a curry and some sticking to the culinary excellence of KFC before meeting Gibbo and Mrs Gibbo and some of their friends at O’Neills just down from the hotel for a few light looseners. Once kicked out of there we headed back to the Walkabout for some team rounds of drinks. As the kitty was passed around the rules were no beer, can’t be a drink we’ve had before and everyone must have the same. Cue all the old favourites (tequila, WKD) and some new ones (summer fruits cider) and all the usual complaints about whatever had been chosen. And onwards we continued with some of the Whalers even attempting ‘dancing’ until a few retired home and others moved onto the next door club Camel where they stayed until well into the early hours. I’m not quite sure how late, but it had been light for a while when we finally left and we still had time for a quick pizza on the way back.

 

Game 3 vs. Lymington CC

 

By Sunday morning an increasingly tired and mostly drunk assembly of ‘cricketers’ headed down to the seaside town of Lymington for a 40 over game. On arrival an impressive array of facilities awaited us including covers, and the true test of a proper club – an electronic scoreboard. The Lymington team included a mixture of old pros and youngsters, and as the Whalers were down to 10 at this point they kind gave us one of their colts Kieran to make it an 11-a-side game.

 

Dan won the toss in a losing it but we’ll let you bat kind of way, and we were, well, batting. The new opening partnership of Rob and Pip started off well against some accurate bowling, including a youngster coming in off about a 50 yard run-up. Rob was out bowled, soon followed by Al who found the prospect of facing a 15 year old actually turning the ball just way too much to deal with and Ben went for a quacker and we were in familiarly dispiriting territory at 32-3. Pip (42) and Duncs continued their good tour form against the mostly spin attack. Duncs had already been granted a life in the most bizarre circumstances when having neatly dollied a catch up to cover was recalled as their wicketkeeper had sneezed when he is in the process of making the stroke! He went on to make 22 before a head in clouds moment brought Lymington’s Kieran to the crease.

 

Kieran had significant advantages over most of the Whalers – being young, fit, sober and having something resembling technique for starters and he compiled an excellent partnership of 77 with Si who scored his first runs of the tour to a cheer and went on to make 38. Lymington continued to vary their attack using 9 bowlers in total, and with some late hitting the Whalers managed to squeeze past 200 finishing on 203-9 with man of the moment Kieran making his debut 50 to the appreciation of both of Whalers and the sizeable home crowd.

 

After an excellent tea the Whalers started well in defence of their score with Dan, Matt and Clippy making early breakthroughs and keeping the run rate down. Simon also picked up a wicket in his first spell and at drinks Lymington were 73-4 and the game was finely balanced. Two of the younger members of the Lymington team had set about building an innings though and both progressed well despite them having to face Al’s bowling which apparently hadn’t featured in any recent coaching manual. Both batsmen were out just short of their half centuries prompting some tears but no sympathy from big bullies Andy and Rob who had got them out. It was left to some big hitting from Stevenson to take Lymington close to their target and despite three late wickets from Rob and some very tight death bowling from Matt the home team ran out deserved winners by 2 wickets with just two balls to spare.

 

MOM: Kieran Moors 55

Champagne: Duncs’ slide round the boundary and flip up to Clippy

Muppet: Duncs for being called back after being out because their wicketkeeper sneezed.

 

Big thanks to all three clubs who hosted us, and to Gibbo for handling the local arrangements so expertly. Thanks also to all the drivers, Simon’s parents for hosting us on the Friday evening, and everyone who played. All in all a fantastic tour with all three games going to the final over, and a great time had by all, at least until we had to go to work on Monday.