Netherlands Tour Report 2011

 

The Whalers arrived in Amsterdam for their third international tour hoping to fare better than their previous jaunts to Kenya and Sri Lanka.  With the Netherlands national team consisting mainly of South African B players, it was felt that the home grown talent could offer more opportunities for the traditional Whalers hoik but, with the advancing years taking their toll on the alcohol recovery process (if not the alcohol consumption process), a tour win on a Sunday may still be something to dream about.

The Whalers arrived in chipper fashion sporting new ties in combination with a number of blazers, shirts, shorts and T-shirts to give quite a catwalk parade.  After a small tour of Amsterdam due to a change in bus stop location and a hurried check in at the hotel, the number 5 tram took us to the first game versus the VRA in Amsterdam Bos.  The VRA is the home of Netherlands cricket and a quick look at the facilities had a number of the boys wondering if Sri Lanka under 19’s maybe repeating itself.  However, the chat with the opposition confirmed they consisted of a scratch team of expats and a plastic wicket meant an even match looked likely.

 

Matt ‘won’ the toss after the opposition offered him his choice and in true tradition, we headed out to bat with Rob and Pip leading us off.  After chasing a wide one in the second over, Rob quickly returned sending Kev in to plunder the bowling.  His usual view on running meant the score moved quickly in boundaries.  Pip was next to fall after compiling a useful 27 and following contributions of 27 and 29 from Duncs and Al, combined with a jug avoiding 47 from Kev, the Whalers were well positioned for a big final flourish.  However, a flurry of wickets and some good tight bowling saw us restricted to 191-9 off our 35 overs when 200 was beckoning.

 

The opposition response began steadily on the low wicket with some tight bowling from Dan and Khalil.  Well, some tight bowling from Khalil (5-0-11-0) and a pick and mix selection from Dan (4-0-22-0) had Kev complaining about getting his shell suit bottoms dirty diving around behind the stumps.  This brought on the first change of Matt and Kamal who got things moving with 2 wickets for Matt who ended with great figures of (5-2-7-2).  In truth, after the reasonable start, the VRA began to lose wickets with some sloppy running and sharp fielding by the Whalers yielding 3 run outs (team jug!).  It was then left to the wily spin/seam of Gilo to finish them off with 3 wickets for 13 and a wicket a piece for Rob and Ed.  In the end their score of 107 all out meant Whalers had won by 84 runs to start the tour on a high.

 

So, with the match won, the Whalers returned to the bar to take on the VRA in a double or nothing boat race (video on the website).  A strong start by the top four was then delayed somewhat by Pip savouring the fruits and flavours of his ale whilst the opposition continued to chug down their beer.  By the time Pip had announced that he thought the hoppy aromas reminded him of the autumn sun setting over a corn field, the VRA had sculled their beers and bought everyone a celebratory Bitterballen.

 

Overall a great game at a lovely ground played in good spirits set the tone for a night on the town in Amsterdam.  The usual five minute shower and change routine brought us to the bar for a selection of food, mini beers and 21’s.  What followed is for the sensible half of the tour party to return home for sleep in preparation for tomorrow’s match and the foolish half to wander around Amsterdam looking for a bar which would let Kev in.  After starting high, we slowly kept lowering our sights until El Presidente remembered the sister bar of The Swan in Stockwell which charged €1 entry and had no door policy so in we piled. 

 

The sorry state of the Whalers at breakfast held testament to the cheap booze on offer.  However, buoyed by sausage butties cooked by Dunc’s Dad and an introduction and team photo with the newest Whaler, we headed off to Den Haag for match 2 against The Roosters.  On arrival at the ground we found two pitches, both plastic with one created by a piece of carpet down the middle of an Astroturf hockey pitch.  Thankfully we found the opposition next to the other, more attractive option and after a very civilised pre match chat over coffee and cake, we set about playing some cricket.

 

Matt again had no option on the toss with the opposition playing the experience card and telling us we were batting.  With their team made up of former good standard players entering their twilight years we expected some steady but tight bowling but no quite the opening over which saw us 0-2 with Ads bowled and Al held at slip.  This was shortly followed by Rich being caught and bowled to leave the Whalers looking pretty sorry at 4-3 off 4 overs.  This brought the experienced partnership of Duncs and Dan to the crease and with the immediate aim of not getting completely embarrassed, we set about staying in and ticking the scoreboard over.  30-3 off 10 overs became 70-3 after 20 at which point their main bowler had gone off home for his tea and Kamal was bewitching Dan whilst bowling for the opposition. 

 

As the match progressed, the scoring began to accelerate leading to Dan finally being caught at long on for a cracking 55.  After a small pause, Kev wandered to the wicket to explain that he had been sleeping on the boundary and didn’t fancy running much.  Some quick boundaries from him saw the score pass 150 before he was clean bowled head in clouds.  Duncs passed 50 before chancing the arm of Kamal and getting run out for 64.  Rob (10), Pip (2*) and Ed (0* including three huge swipes) completed the innings with the Whalers at 176-7 which was felt to be around 30 runs below par but a huge improvement given the start we had.

 

Tea and beer followed before we set out to see if we could rattle through the oppo and use our extra yard of pace in the field.  However we had all noticed that their wicket keeper was not quite in keeping with the rest of the team, being 18 and lively behind the stumps.  He then proceeded to show us that he could bat a bit by launching Khalil for a straight six in his first over.  Chances were few and far between as the first pair saw off the opening attack of Khalil and Ed before Matt continued his tour form with two wickets.  However, that was about as good as it got with The Roosters moving along serenely at around a run a ball and even the late wicket of the young opener Bogaartz for 78 by Gilo couldn’t stop them reaching the target for the loss of three wickets with 5 overs to spare.

 

Again a great game against a very friendly opposition ended with their choice of man or the match (tour host Duncs – not a biased choice at all!) and free beer all round.  After winning the Whalers hearts through this gesture, we departed back on the magic bus into Amsterdam.  A more leisurely dinner of ‘all you can eat’ Tapas (the management were watching Ed closely but he was in training so they had no fears!) and then a quick beer whilst watching the Haye fight saw the age of the Whalers come back to haunt them with all in bed by midnight.

 

All in all a very pleasant tour with a 50% win record and a chance to see a bit of Amsterdam life.  Good matches against great opposition and a chance to show the team around my new home town.  Many thanks to all for making the effort to come out and I look forward to organising the rematches next year.

 

Duncs